Another Restaurant Idea

A partial menu for The Offal Truth (slogan: "We've got guts!"):

Thymus in the Morning--a sweetbread omelet
Muscles Steamed in White Wine and Garlic
Tripe, Tripe Again--a serving of tripe, followed by a second serving of tripe
Palm of Heart--whole heart steamed in plasma, served in a palm leaf (or a monkey palm)
The Eyes of Texas--Eyeballs of Texas longhorn steer tartare, served with rice, beans, salsa and lots of hot sauce
Beef Wel-lung-ton--Beef tenderloin covered with pureed onion and mushroom and liver pate, then stuffed into an elephant's lung and roasted

...and for dessert...

Assorted Nuts